Twitter me this Batman

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8 Responses to “Twitter me this Batman”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Your teacher was right. Your writ­ing is atro­cious. Not only can you use a gram­mar book but a dic­tio­nary might pre­clude you mak­ing such an ass of yourself.

    • oddpoet1 says:

      Wow, think I am off base Nonym? I could flay the flesh from your bones and expose you to pub­lic mock­ery but I pre­fer the old fash­ion way. Blow me!

  2. Anonymous says:

    You have a filthy mouth!

  3. oddpoet1 says:

    First of all Dude (Yea, I know you are a Dude) I do not have a filthy mouth I have an obscene one, there is a dif­fer­ence Cock­sucker! Obscen­i­ties spew from my lips like metaphor flowed from Shakespeare’s quill. I am an artist

    But I think I know your issues. You were aborted at birth and your mom felt guilty. So when you Brother was born she kept the after­birth and raised it as her very own. They grafted some amphib­ian DNA onto that slimy mold and you were thus born. Take care and thanks for reading

  4. Semper says:

    sorry, I just got off my period yes­ter­day, but I will give you my next one when it comes next month.

  5. oddpoet1 says:

    Hee…hee… Such a brave soul Sem­per I expect a detailed post at Buck’s world out­lin­ing the painful truth of ( I need a drum roll here) “WHEN STRONG MEN MENSTRUATE” Pic­tures of Dudes pop­ping Midol like tic tacs. The truth is painful and very often bloody. I’m on the screen play as we speaketh. Hey we could get that fag dude who played the kissy vam­pire in Twi­light. He looks like a period.

    Thanks my bud.

  6. Anon II says:

    Fuck you, Anon I. Although every­one here enjoys your aggres­sion and stu­pid­ity, you don’t get to fuck with this site. And nei­ther do I. So fuck you and fuck me. And, just for good mea­sure, fuck you too Quas.

    • oddpoet1 says:

      Woo! some­one had nails for break­fast. Couldn’t have said it bet­ter myself. You can’t go wrong with a firmly worded fuck you. And I liked how you included every­one, yes we all need to hear that so we know our place in the world. Well said.

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