The Meat Market, a relationship survival guide

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10 Responses to “The Meat Market, a relationship survival guide”

  1. para says:

    Thanks for the laughs, Quas.. Grin

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  3. oddpoet1 says:

    Well I’m glad you laughed a lit­tle. I believe I offended most age groups but upon reread­ing I think I’m get­ting soft. Frown

  4. para says:

    Well, that’s what hap­pens when you start desir­ing ham more than tits… Razz

  5. oddpoet1 says:

    Razz I read it three times before I got it LOL

  6. para says:

    Sooo.. you’re soft and slow… might be best to stick with the sand­wich… lol Grin

  7. para says:

    HAHAHAhahahahahahahah.…yeahhhh… I could so use that line… but I WON’T… hahahahaha.…

  8. Semper says:

    the gar­rote is my favorite form of foreplay

    and dude…cougars ROCK!!

    • oddpoet1 says:

      Right again Sem­per, those fag poets who think chicks love that I love thee shit don’t real­ize they want to be slammed against a wall and fucked hard and long. And yes a gar­rote when applied to the neck can heighten plea­sure for us, who gives a fuck about the chick. Thanks Semper.

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