Okay, where was I? That’s right, most of you suck. To be truthful, I don’t read yas, but if I did I feel my conclusion would pass empirical scientific scrutiny. You’ll have to take my word on that as I seem to have misplaced my attaché case it’s where I keep my bullshit I mean evidence. I am a scientist in fact I’m all them there “ist” things.
There are a few of you out there who sail uncharted waters but the overwhelming majority of you are stuck in the kid’s pool with you toes wiggling in the shallow depths saying, “I’m a Poet, whee.….” Fucking sad man. You’re not a Poet till you’ve spent time in a jail, nut house and a rehab and killed at least ten people. Which I call the crème de la crème of human experience, yes, I know I’m feathering my own nest, but remember, I suck too, I’m just more angry and I have larger balls than you.
Let’s talk about the Blog Talk whores, men and woman. Do you dumb fucks know that a mutant chimp with leprosy could get a show? No shit and probably better than yours. In fact what time does he come on? It’s cool, it’s casual but when, because you have a show with a hoard of say three listeners please don’t go pontificating, rating who is the best and worst of us. I fucking hate that. Do I what I do, you all suck, this way everyone gets their feeling hurt. Kinda of an all inclusive love fest sans love.
I can’t listen to the shows anymore, cause I get in trouble in the chat calling people Douche bags and shit like that. The only show I listen to is Reverse cause you can hear some cool shit there. The problem is there are still douche bags who call in trying to read there own shit, as if the world can’t wait to hear them. “Oh I must read now, I think I can change the world with this write” it’s times like that I wish i could shoot people over the phone. Anyone know how to do that?
Who haven’t I insulted? Okay let me get Racial, Black chicks, when a black chick reads there is a two thousand percent chance she will say shit like “she is a good woman, she is the best, she deserves bla…bla…bla…” or some such nonsense. Check it out for yourself, I’m a scientist would I lie? Man, black chicks must go through some shit. No lie there. And as far as Black dudes? I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. It’s like “What the fuck is he saying?” Black dude poets give me a headache.
I save all my vim and vigor for what I call the Saintly Poets, the boring fucks who are constantly whining about the Beatrice of their dreams and desire. The Uberwoman. We all know who they are. The guys who never get laid. They would never dare use Fuck in a write. I so wanna tell them if you want to fuck Beatrice, grab her by her hair, rip her panties off, slam her against the wall and fuck her silly. How hard is that? She’ll love you forever studly.
Okay enough insults for one night. Hey, anyone of you Poets wanna get together for a game of Parcheesi?
Oddpoet
Stephen King wrote a book called Cell… where indeed people were killed via the phone. Everyone gets a call and aliens send down a signal and wipe everyone’s brains clear down to the primal core and the either a) go crazy and kill themselves or b) go crazy and kill other people or c) go crazy and do both. It’s quite good… a lil freaky. Stephen King doesn’t own a cell phone, I believe he has some insider information.
Don’t think I read that must have been a short story. Did read Word Processor of the Gods a King story where you hit the del key and off people. I’m in possession of it now Para so never piss me off.
HA! lmao.… you better not delete me!
That sounds like a cool write, do you know which book it’s from? And Cell isn’t a short story, it’s a full size book.
Not sure, I believe it was a short story anthology. I thought I read most of his Novels and I am not familiar with the Cell. Maybe I’ll go to the Bookstore and steal a copy.
hands down the best fuckin’ thing I have read all month!
Thanks Monsieur Clamrod, Clamrod? Hmm… that’s Italian right?