The writings of Oddpoet

Make no mis­take about it Glenn Beck is showbz. Sadly, this fact is too oft lost on his hoard of rabid fol­low­ers. This pic, as any sen­tient humanoid can see, is Glenn’s not so sub­tle attempt to pro­claim, Glenn is Amer­ica, To be anti Glenn is to be anti Amer­ica. While I admire the chutz­pah of one who claims to rep­re­sent an entire nation, it is dangerous.

Glenn can often be seen in tears as “His” coun­try is assaulted by the evil elit­ist, lib­er­als, fags, minori­ties and any one who does not view his pro­gram or sup­port his spon­sors. Yes, Glenn’s Amer­ica is under assault. Yes, there is only one Amer­ica and that is Glenn’s America.

You know the coun­try of rugged indi­vid­u­al­ist, self reliance, mur­der­ers of the Native pop­u­la­tion, ravers of the envi­ron­ment, impe­ri­al­ist who stole land from Mex­ico and Spain. The Cana­di­ans kicked our ass when we invaded their coun­try, do ya remem­ber that fuck­heads? Amer­ica has always been an Ultra Nation­al­is­tic coun­try. The less intel­li­gent amongst us too often buy into the bull­shit that the USA is the bestest coun­try in the world, let me assure you we are not even close. As come­dian Doug Stan­hope says, “Nation­al­ism is a way dumb­fucks can take credit for shit they had noth­ing to do with.” The ultra­con­ser­v­a­tive right are dan­ger­ous people;thank God they are not bright

Per­son­ally I think Glenn is say­ing to his pro­duc­ers, “Holy Fuck!, those dumb fucks are actu­ally buy­ing my spiel?” Yes Glenn they are, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching